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Thursday, January 26, 2006

 

Male Pattern Baldness

Leave it to my mom. At breakfast yesterday she was staring at me, in that way that just can't be ignored.

"What?" I asked. "What are you looking at?"

"You hair," she said. "I think your hair is receding."

Thanks mom. I guess it should bother me, but mostly I just think it is funny. I mean, bald guys are funny. They can't help it. They either accept that they are funny. Or they get kind of mad and obsessive. There's an entire industry for that second group I hear.

I told my wife about it. She had noticed either. Come to think of it maybe my mom is wrong. Let me check in the mirror again.

Nope. Mom's right. I've got the Jack Nicholson thing starting.
Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!

God help me be a jolly bald guy. Like Elmer Fudd.

Not an angry bald guy. Like your prophet Elisha. What was he thinking when he killed all those kids for making fun of him?

The Bible is a strange book.

I'm going bald.

Life is good.

Comments:
Do you have nothing better to do then talk about your receding hairline. by the way, do you think people like individuals who have more hair? Your loving sister
 
Marcus,

I think you may be right...I haven't seen any blogspot folks with categories. I am adding a link to your blog on my mine!

We had a lot of fun with you and Amy the other night. We always love the overflow of conversation with you both.

J
 

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